Things you’ve probably never thought about →
kujmous: almost-honest: infinitelovelike: leeroyjenkins: Not a single one of your ancestors has ever failed in getting laid (Most people on tumblr will probably break the chain) If you are 80 years old, you have lived through over 1/3 of America’s history At one point, you were the youngest person in the world. If a woman who is an only child has all boys (or no children at all),...
theworldthatmadeushatesus: screamcolor: I fell in love all over again. at work, bawling over this. omg This is what it’s going to be like when I first see her. I’m just going to cry so much. aw oh my god D: TOO CUTE FOR MY BRAIN.